Snoop Dogg Wants Access To The UK To Sort Out Gang Problems

Snoop Dogg

Talking of the MTV EMAs, the co-host of tonight's big bash in Munich, Mr Snoop Dogg, has told reporters he could single handedly solve the problem of gang crime in the UK, if only our legal types would let him into the country.

You'll remember Snoop Dogg was refused entry into the UK earlier this year after being cautioned for violent disorder and affray at Heathrow Airport last year - a decision that forced Snoop to cancel UK dates on his co-headline tour with P Diddy.

This week Snoop criticised UK authorities for not supplying a visa, explaining that he wanted access to Great Britain so to sort out our gang problems. Observing that "men in white wigs" and "laws from the 1800s" were denying him access, he told reporters: "I love my fans in the UK, they're really suffering by not letting me in to deal with the gang situation. I really wanted to be a voice to stop gang members, cos they respect me enough to get into a room with me. By not permitting me they're saying they just don't want me to solve this situation. It's not the fans, it's just a few people in white wigs and members of parliament. They got a problem because the judicial law is from the 1800s".

Damn those nineteenth century laws banning violent disorder and affray - isn't it about time such outdated rules were repealed?