Ozzy Osbourne Passes Hes F**king Driving Exam

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Ozzy Osbourne passed his driving test because the examiner was a fan.

The 61-year-old rocker admits passing the examination had nothing to do with his driving skills and more to do with his musical talents. He is amazed he is allowed behind the wheel, and thinks it won’t be long before he is asked to stop driving as he didn’t complete some key parts of the test.

 “It only took 61 f**king years for me to pass! I didn’t do any f**ing parallel parking in the test,” Ozzy explained. “I just drove a guy around and he said, ‘I’ve heard about you.’ And that was it! I need a public health warning!”
 
Ozzy also revealed the secrets behind his successful relationship with his wife Sharon, who he has been married to for nearly 30 years. “My advice is to just care for each other. I tell her I love her often and she tells me back… especially when she is out with my credit card. She is the best thing that’s ever happened to me,” he said.